Best Overall
Uberlube Premium Silicone Lube
Key details
- Size
- 112 ml
- Scent
- Unscented
- Waterproof
- Yes
The bottle is small and plain, and what's inside it is the slickest formula of the six. Uberlube goes on thin and stays thin: there's no tacky phase, no draggy moment halfway through where the glide gives out and you start negotiating with it. Silicone doesn't absorb into skin the way water-based formulas do, and this one gets the most out of that property, holding its slip longer than anything else in this group.
It's also the quietest formula here in the ways that matter day to day. There's no scent and effectively no taste, so it doesn't announce itself in a room, and it stays slick in the shower instead of rinsing away the second water hits. Of everything we used, this is the one we forget is there — which is the whole point.
Cleanup is the chore you accept. Water alone just spreads it around, so plan on a soapy washcloth for skin and a proper wash for anything fabric; a towel used as a shortcut ends up in the laundry. We found a smaller amount than instinct suggests covers a full session, which keeps the mess small, and it doesn't leave the heavy film some of the thicker gels do.
Pros
- Stays slick without turning tacky
- No scent and effectively no taste
- Keeps its slip in water
- Gentle on sensitive skin
Cons
- Priciest formula per ounce here
Our pick if you want the best-feeling silicone lube here and don't mind paying the most per ounce for a formula that never turns tacky.